May the grandfather be with you...

After dating for several years, Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart tied the knot on Tuesday in New Mexico. It was a small private ceremony conducted by the governor of NM. I was able to reach Mr. Ford by phone, and asked him about his feelings for Calista and why there was no church wedding. His comment was, "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."

As for Calista, I took that girl out for a nice big cheeseburger.